Yes, the King of Ephyra himself.
Just hear me out. I understand that this is not technically a meme in the modern sense (though, arguably, what are lasting myths if not memes?).
I get that I’m no professional. I really do. I’m just some faceless guy on a strange website posting about memes. You have absolutely no reason to believe what I am telling you.
However, if you can get passed that. This outfit will kill. Ancient Greek memes are all the rage. Anyone who ever so much as walked past a philosophy class knows this trickster. You can have the fame. You can have the glory. You can BE the tedium. And you don’t even have to cheat death and be cursed by the gods for all eternity.
You’re gonna love this. All you need is:
And if you get kicked out of the club because of your big rock, imagine yourself happy and walk right back in.